Your solid Rays swim back into town this weekend with plans to beat the Red Tide and its Master Manny and shock the Sox out of first place while gaining some eastern ground. Gomes and Wiggy bring back some still-smokin' bats to back up Fossum the Possum, Hometown Guy Waechter and Spectacular ScottyKaz in what promises to be a fun chapter in the neverending and always simmering duel between the Former World Champs and eventual Champs-To-Be. We've got a spectacular Friday Night Fight, so brighten your lights (thanks Franzone) and rock your house. Live from Tropicana Field: Rays v. Red Sox. Right Now.

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The Sox series are always the best. So lively. Here's to the Ray Team making the Rays fans take down those soppy I'm-from-New-England types who jumped on the bandwagon when it was still cool to call Jonny Damon a caveman.